Lock 'em Up

People say dreams are what we want to do and our unconscious mind reminds our conscious through dreams. So I just love watching legal stuff, criminal cases and mysteries and above all fiction and supernatural things. Obviously i dream about things i would never do.
Recently i got to know about one of my weird wishes. I want to see a police station from inside, as well as see the jail. Now I am sure what i have been watching in TV isnt what it really looks like.
So I have come up with small and harmless ideas.

1. Break traffic signal and hide license. They will take me in there.

2. Say I want that corrupt inspectors interview for my err college or club magazine. (CSI wont allow though :D)

3. "Sir, that constable is my uncle. I got him food." Let me go in.

4. Become a social worker.

5. Pick something up from road and run. The crowd will take me there.

6. "Oooh Sorry!! I thought this was my ummm (scratches head... Oh yes! ) tailor's shop!!"

And then i will stop getting dreams of me going in there! C'mon im not gonna be a ghost just because this one wish of mine wont come true. So ppl please suggest better and feasible ways u have any.